I’m a Producer
Album: Chance of a Lifetime
Lyrics by Melissa Bianco
Upbeat, mid-tempo pop-rock with warm, confident female vocals and a steady groove, balancing a producer’s authority with amused, everyday humor.
Lyrics
I know what you’re gonna say
Yes, Monday’s still Monday
I’ve heard it every which way
Still gotta land it same day
The life of a producer
Looks simple from the outside, sure
Every plan meets reality
That’s when heads turn to me
I’ll say it again for the cheap seats
Make a note or save it, please please
Did you read the Design doc
You know we are on the clock
Is your Jira updated yet
Gotta match the work we said
Are you coming to the meeting
Big ideas all competing
We’ve got features and content to plan
Can’t do them all and make them land
Call it nagging if you please
We’re all feeling deadline squeeze
So when we cross that finish line
We’re all happy we were on time
The life of a producer
Looks simple from the outside, sure
Every challenge finds its way
And the pressure’s here to stay
It’s due on Monday
Yes that’s end of the day
Ten years ago I chased the deadline
Now I’m the one shaping the timeline
Where are your repro steps
What did you do with the files
That’s not code complete
Did you test it before check-in
I’ll say it again for the cheap seats
Make a note or save it, please please
It works on your machine but
That’s not how the players play
Only one repro walk me through, okay
Let’s make it ship the right way
This build is playing as it should
Spawns are solid in the neighborhood
We need more dialogue for the mission
Kick that writer’s block into submission
The life of a producer
You don’t need me till you do
Every problem costs a day
Every choice takes something away
Better than McDonald’s am I right
I’m lovin’ it playing games tonight
People would love to be me
Wrap it up before we hit code freeze
I can’t believe I’m running the show
Boggles my mind but here we go
Thought I’d stay a design lead
Turns out production’s more my speed
Yeah I’m a producer
You don’t see me till you do
Every day earns its why
Yeah let those questions fly
Yeah let them fly
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