Author: Melissa Bianco
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My Life as a Lucy Skit: Episode 1
I like to call this episode: The Back and the Bottle For those of you not familiar with my utter disregard for the English language when it comes to phrases, you can check out my Melissaisms post so you understand…
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Video: Despicable Me’s Best of Agnes
I don’t know how I managed not to see Despicable Me in the two years since its release, but I made up for it two days ago on iTunes. Can I just say: Loved it! I thought it was going…
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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Church
So, I volunteer at my church on Tuesdays to help with cooking. It’s funny that I’d volunteer for this because I don’t particularly like cooking. I do, however, love to talk and that’s what we do while we’re cooking so it works…
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The Profession of a Sound Engineer
I know a few sound engineers and my respect for them just skyrocketed.
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Melissaisms
[insert word]-sickles: Fingersickles = cold fingers. Melissasickle = cold Melissa. BP: Big Plan. As in, “Hey, what’s the BP for tonight? Dinner and a movie?” Foofy: Sticking up, out, or all over the place (as in a bad hair day).…
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When Disagreement Gets Personal
Forgive me, I’m going to rant for a bit here. I’ve been around long enough to understand that when it comes to the news, there must be a focus. This is the foundation of every article, report, op-ed piece, etc.…
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Video: A Pep Talk from Kid President to You
This is truly inspiring. Erm, it’s maybe a little humbling, too, when a kid has to tell you obvious wisdom, but this is touching and funny and makes you think. And, c’mon, he’s – like – as cute as Emmanuel…
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Clean Joke: Dancing Kleenex
I just love this one. So simple. So practical. So pure. Question: How do you get a Kleenex to dance? Answer: Put a little boogey in it. Is that not awesome!? Come on, tell your kids,…
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Nugget of Awesome: Red Sky at Night
Do you know where the proverb, “Red sky at night sailors delight, red sky in morning sailors warning?” comes from? If you said Shakespeare’s Venus and Adonis, you would be right. But only partially. Here’s the quote: “Like a red…
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