Author: Melissa Bianco
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Words for a Pooh Bear
“Promise me you’ll always remember: you’re braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.” Christopher Robin (to Pooh)
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Clean Joke: The Cell Phone Gift
This is just silly, but I like it. Bill bought his beautiful blonde wife, Sherry, a cell phone for their first wedding anniversary. Sherry loved the gift, and watched intently as Bill explained all the features on the phone. The…
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What I Want for New Year’s
Who asks for a New Years gift? Well, apparently I do. Unique is just another word for weird, but that is okay. I was going to ask for this for Christmas (’tis the season and all that), but by the…
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A Little Clarification for my Sister
You know, sis, I just had an epiphany. Remember when you used to call me Smelly Constipation? (For the uninitiated, my middle name is Constance). Well, I was just thinking about it and, logically, that just doesn’t work. Obviously, since…
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Clean Joke: The Mailbox
A man was in his front yard mowing the grass when his beautiful, blonde, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to her mailbox. She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her…
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Clean Joke: Police Emergency
Another one that cracked me up. This is the (probably not) true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the shed. George opened…
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Clean Joke: Knock at the Door
Okay, I love clean jokes. You never feel guilty telling them in front of your grandmother. I stumbled on this one today and it cracked me up, so I had to share! A new pastor was visiting the homes of…
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Return to Writing
Yep, I started again. I had a great opportunity to be mentored by a fantastic author and I took her up on it. So I started a new novel, completely unlike what I thought I would write next. I…
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It’s a New Year: Suck It Up!!
February 12, 2012 I had a very lovely winter. Primarily, the fun part was deciding that I was going to enjoy myself and then diet come the new year. I was tired of stressing about every bite, every crumb, every culinary…
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A Woman’s Week at the Gym
My friend, Tanya, sent this one to me via email so I’m sharing with you. It cracked me up! Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my husband bought me a week of personal training at the local health…
