Clean Joke: Knock at the Door

Okay, I love clean jokes.  You never feel guilty telling them in front of your grandmother.  I stumbled on this one today and it cracked me up, so I had to share!

A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners.

At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote “Revelation 3:20″ on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, Genesis 3:10.”

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins, “Behold, I stand at the door and knock.”

Genesis 3:10 reads, “I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was naked.”

2 Comments ↓

2 Comments on “Clean Joke: Knock at the Door”

  1. Shelly December 9, 2012 at 7:35 pm #

    Very funny. Thanks for sharing.

  2. JD Blom December 9, 2012 at 7:46 pm #

    That is great; thanks for the good belly laugh. Wonderful way to start out a day.
    JD

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