The Fallout 4 Hike

I decided to make my hike fun.  Once I figured out that I had a theme, the rest fell into place.   Now, this page has a video!  Most of the same pictures, had to remove a few to fit the song.  Enjoy! ~Melissa Preston Garvey is starting to grind my gears. Who’s the General? […]

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Happy Short Girl Appreciation Day

How great is it that they created a day for li’l ole me?   I’m flattered!  

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Cat in Shark Suit on a Rhoomba

I truly believe the shark suit sells it.  There are no words for the awesomeness that this is.  If I’m having a bad day, I come back to the cat on the rhoomba.

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Boring Information That’s Actually Important

Airplane safety procedures.  Do you know how to inflate that life preserver if the plane plummets into the freezing Pacific Ocean? The “do not top off” gas pump warning.  Other than the fact that someone can probably turn your car into a bonfire from the trail of gas trickling down the concrete, you not only just […]

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Video: The Front Fell Off

I just love this video.  Cracks me up every time I see it.

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Excuses – But Better

Do you ever have something come up and someone asks you about it and your reason (or excuse) is so dumb you wish you could offer a less lame way to explain it? Well, fret no more, you’ve come to the right place. I’ve done all the heavy lifting for you. Acute Apathy Disorder “I […]

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Clean Joke: The Naughty Parrot

So there’s this fella with a parrot.  Unfortunately, this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean this bird is a pistol.  He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself.  The trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird’s foul mouth is driving him crazy. One day, […]

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My Life as a Lucy Skit: Episode 1

I like to call this episode:  The Back and the Bottle For those of you not familiar with my utter disregard for the English language when it comes to phrases, you can check out my Melissaisms post so you understand what a “Lucy skit” is, especially if you were born before the year 1980. My […]

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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Church

So, I volunteer at my church on Tuesdays to help with cooking.  It’s funny that I’d volunteer for this because I don’t particularly like cooking.  I do, however, love to talk and that’s what we do while we’re cooking so it works out beautifully.  Actually, that’s not true.  I like cooking, just not on a schedule.  Only […]

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The Profession of a Sound Engineer

I know a few sound engineers and my respect for them just skyrocketed.

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