Category: Funny
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Melissaisms
[insert word]-sickles: Fingersickles = cold fingers. Melissasickle = cold Melissa. BP: Big Plan. As in, “Hey, what’s the BP for tonight? Dinner and a movie?” Foofy: Sticking up, out, or all over the place (as in a bad hair day).…
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Video: A Pep Talk from Kid President to You
This is truly inspiring. Erm, it’s maybe a little humbling, too, when a kid has to tell you obvious wisdom, but this is touching and funny and makes you think. And, c’mon, he’s – like – as cute as Emmanuel…
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Clean Joke: Dancing Kleenex
I just love this one. So simple. So practical. So pure. Question: How do you get a Kleenex to dance? Answer: Put a little boogey in it. Is that not awesome!? Come on, tell your kids,…
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Clean Joke: A Blonde, a Lawyer, and an Airplane
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, he offered her 10 to 1 odds, and suggested that…
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Clean Joke: The Mailbox
A man was in his front yard mowing the grass when his beautiful, blonde, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to her mailbox. She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her…
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Clean Joke: Police Emergency
Another one that cracked me up. This is the (probably not) true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the shed. George opened…
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Clean Joke: Knock at the Door
Okay, I love clean jokes. You never feel guilty telling them in front of your grandmother. I stumbled on this one today and it cracked me up, so I had to share! A new pastor was visiting the homes of…
