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Arbonne – No It’s Not a Highway in Germany
It’s a pretty pretty amazing health and beauty company that’s been around for 35 years and I’m now – dun dun dunnnnn! – an Independent Consultant. What does that mean, exactly? I’m not sure yet. I just signed up a…
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Happy Short Girl Appreciation Day
How great is it that they created a day for li’l ole me? I’m flattered!
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Cat in Shark Suit on a Rhoomba
I truly believe the shark suit sells it. There are no words for the awesomeness that this is. If I’m having a bad day, I come back to the cat on the rhoomba.
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Creativity in Church
Give a person an old-school version of an iPad (read: chalkboard) and some chalk during a church service – this is what they come up with. Every week I collected these little treasures before wiping down the tablets. …
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I Love My Body
“I praise you, for I am fearfully and wonderfully made. Wonderful are your works; my soul knows it very well.” (Psalm 139:14) I love my eyes. They see the beauty of the natural world around me…
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The Paper Girl
The paper girl came into being on the day that Judy Lancaster, age five, drew her on a paper napkin at McDonald’s on a cold November evening. She had no name. She had no distinct features, other than two arms,…
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The Octopus Homocide
The title makes no sense. I get it. It’ll come clear later. So, deciding to save some money on salon bills, I went to the pharmacy and picked up some Nice ‘n Easy to dye my hair. I haven’t dyed…
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Recipe: Red Lobster Biscuits
These biscuits are only the most bestest thing about Red Lobster ever. Back when I lived in Canada, it was a big deal to jump the border (legally, of course, and…ah…in a car) and head to those restaurants you…
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Top 12 Reasons I Should Be Banned from Wrapping Presents
If you could “fail” a skill, this is my skill to fail. And here’s why: I use tape like it’s law enforcement Giving it “the college try” is an insult because preschoolers can do better Angry tape There WILL be…
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CitiKitty Diaries: The Toilet Training Saga
This is the daily record of how I toilet trained my cat, Miko. It just goes to show you that I need a life and my cat is dang awesome. (I really do wish I had done this years ago.)…
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