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My First Novel – “Stranded” (12 Years Old)
So, this particular story was a project for my grade 7 class. I have left the story in its original form, leaving in all grammar, spelling, and my own 12-year old word-smithing. I will have you know that I drew…
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Boring Information That’s Actually Important
Airplane safety procedures. Do you know how to inflate that life preserver if the plane plummets into the freezing Pacific Ocean? The “do not top off” gas pump warning. Other than the fact that someone can probably turn your car into…
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Recipe: Nanaimo Bars
Since I’m Canadian, and these are awesome, I’m spreading the wealth (of knowledge). These bars are not nearly as famous outside of Canada as I thought. Nanaimo is pronounced “Nah-nai-moe” in case you were wondering and these no-bake dessert bars…
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Clean Joke: The Naughty Parrot
So there’s this fella with a parrot. Unfortunately, this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean this bird is a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. The trouble is, the guy who owns him is…
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Attending Church for the First Time (for Dummies)
I remember the first time I stepped into a church. I was in elementary school and there was one in my neighborhood. When I stepped inside, I had this tremendous sense of awe. I was seven years old, I…
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My Life as a Lucy Skit: Episode 1
I like to call this episode: The Back and the Bottle For those of you not familiar with my utter disregard for the English language when it comes to phrases, you can check out my Melissaisms post so you understand…
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Video: Despicable Me’s Best of Agnes
I don’t know how I managed not to see Despicable Me in the two years since its release, but I made up for it two days ago on iTunes. Can I just say: Loved it! I thought it was going…
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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Church
So, I volunteer at my church on Tuesdays to help with cooking. It’s funny that I’d volunteer for this because I don’t particularly like cooking. I do, however, love to talk and that’s what we do while we’re cooking so it works…
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