A Little Clarification for my Sister

You know, sis, I just had an epiphany. Remember when you used to call me Smelly Constipation? (For the uninitiated, my middle name is Constance). Well, I was just thinking about it and, logically, that just doesn’t work. Obviously, since everything is all backed up, there is no smelly to be had. Now, if my […]

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