Cat in Shark Suit on a Rhoomba

I truly believe the shark suit sells it.  There are no words for the awesomeness that this is.  If I’m having a bad day, I come back to the cat on the rhoomba.

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CitiKitty Diaries: The Toilet Training Saga

This is the daily record of how I toilet trained my cat, Miko.  It just goes to show you that I need a life and my cat is dang awesome.  (I really do wish I had done this years ago.) Tools: I used  CitiKitty Cat Toilet Training Kit from Amazon (about $30.00) to toilet train […]

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Excuses – But Better

Do you ever have something come up and someone asks you about it and your reason (or excuse) is so dumb you wish you could offer a less lame way to explain it? Well, fret no more, you’ve come to the right place. I’ve done all the heavy lifting for you. Acute Apathy Disorder “I […]

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My Life as a Lucy Skit: Episode 1

I like to call this episode:  The Back and the Bottle For those of you not familiar with my utter disregard for the English language when it comes to phrases, you can check out my Melissaisms post so you understand what a “Lucy skit” is, especially if you were born before the year 1980. My […]

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10 Things That Cheer Me Up, No Matter How Crummy I Feel

In no particular order: Freshly laundered sheets. The purr of a happy cat. Baby smell (after a bath and before the vomiting or pooping). A really good prat fall. Having my hair brushed. Bright stars in a clear night sky. The smell of camping (trees, not fire pits) Ice cream. Celtic pan pipes. Curling up […]

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