Clean Joke: The Naughty Parrot

So there’s this fella with a parrot.  Unfortunately, this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean this bird is a pistol.  He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself.  The trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird’s foul mouth is driving him crazy. One day, […]

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Clean Joke: Dancing Kleenex

I just love this one. So simple. So practical. So pure. Question:    How do you get a Kleenex to dance? Answer:       Put a little boogey in it. Is that not awesome!?  Come on, tell your kids, they’ll love it.

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Clean Joke: The Mailbox

A man was in his front yard mowing the grass when his beautiful, blonde, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to her mailbox. She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, […]

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